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A Dr. Seuss Bette and Tina Beginning Only Chapter
Tina’s POV
Tee I am. I am Tee.
I am one who dates a "he".
Perplexed by lips rested on mine
A woman no lessit felt divine
Would you could you in a car
But she’s a woman, no man by far
I would not could not with a chick
I would not could not; she has no *****!
Physical interaction with the twig and berries
Must surely surpass ***** with one less hairy
I do not like the fairer *****
I’m in denial, I feel quite vexed
You do not like it.
So you say
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say
My thought is you’re truly *****!
My inner voice won’t let me get
Away from avoiding ***** with Bette
I will succumb to her many charms
Her beauty, intellect, and awesome arms
Her mouth on my body and I am done
Compared to ***** with men, this is much more fun
It is true, ***** with girls is the best
Their smell; their taste; why was I stressed?
I would have ***** anywhere
And now with her, I really care!
In a car. And in a tree
She is so good, so good you see!
I do so like the deep connection
Combined with the intensity of affection
I do like it, yes I do
Try it, and I’m sure that you will too!
(the end.)
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(26 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
Too cute!!
LOL!
… ‘in a tree’ ?…
Anything you right is great…Very cute….
haahahahaahahhaa…snort
Swim, Swim, I must confess
You are no less
than a crazy mess
Oddly entertaining!
ROFLMAO
Excellent :)
JKS, this is AWESOME!!!!! How creative and clever you are! Thanks for gracing us with another style of writing. Brilliant!!
Fins…very cute
very funny JKS. you have a great talent
so cool and inventive. thanks for sharing it with us. You should leave it posted.
;0 PML, it hurts to . . . quick someone laugh for me! Love it JKS!
LMAO…
Cute!
hehe.. Swim, you really are a TiBett addict. like we all, LOL. but you are a talented one.
Leave it posted. That is funny and cute. In a tree that I would love to see.Bette and Tina in a tree. loved this Thanks
I do not like the fairer sex
I’m in denial, I feel quite vex LOL
I don’t think that Dr. Suess could have said it any better. Too cute
very funny, loved it!!!!!!!!!
Aaaahahahaha….! :)
That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read
Almost as good as scenes in a bed
A Suessified coming out, made just for grinning
All thanks to the wonderful JustKeepSwimming.
WHOA! that was so funny WooooHoooo! Whoa! LMAO! with Tina LOL! Great I Love it Thanks!!
are you out of your mind. keep it up. that was so innovative. jks i wish when i had no sleep i could be that creative. YES!!!
This was great! Perked me up after a tough day.
‘5’ for original program and degree of rhyming difficulty.
Yes, you take the cake!
How about a take-off on ‘Fun with Bette and Jane’?
very clever indeed!
wonderful
love it – very original & quirky :)
I liked it!
That was cute! I enjoyed it while I ate my green eggs and ham.
funny & cute, that’s what it was
just one question i will ask
in a tree?such a task..
hahahaha
post bette’s POV.. plis plis plis!!
Justkeepswimming,
Justkeepwriting
And justkeepposting.
Too fucking cute…I can’t stop giggling!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hilarious!
JKS,
Hysterical!
I luved it. Could we have Bette’s POV next.
Your Loyal Fan.
Great !!! Very Funny !! I LOVE those !!
LMAO!!! Please leave it up…better yet, publish it! What other talents are YOu keeping from us? Thanks for making my day!
this is quiet possibly the cutest thing ive read in months LMAO!! awesome ….in a tree lol ???
This is so cute and sweet and funny to, like it!