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    Why Superman Could Never Find a Phone Book – (Chapter: 15: Oleanna)

    Story written on June 21, 2006 by peglegmeg.
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    SoN AU

    At this very moment, another Ashley in Texas was busy stuffing her face with bbq ribs and pecan pie, her eighteen brothers and sisters resting in lawn chairs, reminiscing about the time Texas Ashley was seven, and stuck a piece of a purple crayon up her nose which to everyone’s knowledge was never recovered.

    Her life had been a twenty-car pile up, and being forced to share the one special day of the year with millions of people, seemed too much to ask for the price that had already been paid.

    The ceiling fan supplied a much needed breeze, the small house not having any air conditioning, and the windows in the living room opened up to different varieties of foliage that clung to the outside walls of the house, not allowing much space for an afternoon breeze to squeeze through.

    Her legs hung lazily over the edge of a comfy chair, her jeans rolled up to mid leg, the soles of her feet dirty from tromping through the backyard chasing the neighbor’s cat Sparkles across the lawn and over the back fence. Last year, Sparkles had thrown in the milk and taken to a life of petty crime around the neighborhood. During the night, the crafty feline had taken to dragging valuable loot back to his hidden lair underneath the neighbor’s front porch. Miniature lawn toys and house slippers were frequent victims, until it was discovered that Sparkles had kidnapped Ashley’s stuffed tiger from their back patio. Devastated over the loss of the plush tiger, Ashley had taken to the streets, stapling flyers around the neighborhood which provided volunteer search parties vital information about the tiger’s physical description and his erratic sleeping habits.

    The neighbors soon discovered Sparkles nighttime activities and Ashley’s friend was returned along with an apology. Ever since then, Ashley has suspected Sparkles to be implementing a plan of revenge against her. Deciding it was best to take the offensive in this situation, she would lay in wait behind the trash compost with a hose, only to take Sparkles by surprise, drenching his fat furry body and hurling threats. It had worked thus far.

    “Ew, your feet are dirty, Ash. You look like Huck Fin with your jeans all rolled up.”

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    1. Sooo I see Spence made the first move and then she tries to make Ash feel bad, This sucks, I mean the fics amazing but man I want them to get together already. LOL keep up the great work

    2. Holy crap!! that was really, really good. Yes, this is definately an interesting side of Spence to see….both of them in the bathroom, and then Spence appearing to freak when Aiden arrived….Spence makin the first move in the shed. It’s so funny to try and picture Aiden as an out of shape dork. haha. Can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen next…or in the past…or whatever the next chapter holds.

    3. i’m speachless. which is a good thing. really really good. BEST FANFIC I have ever read. hell better then alot of books I have read and I read alot. keep posting

    4. I don’t think any comment I could leave you would truly show my appreciation for it. There is so much to say about this chapter, and really just about your writing in general that I don’t even know where to start. I’m really impressed with how creative of an individual you are. Each chapter of this story is almost completely different from the last in terms of the imagery that you use, and yet all of the chapters seem to fit together. I’ll leave you another comment on this later because a million thoughts ran through my head while I was reading this post, and I can’t remember most of them right now.

    5. Sooo I see Spence made the first move and then she tries to make Ash feel bad, This sucks, I mean the fics amazing but man I want them to get together already. LOL keep up the great work

    6. Holy crap!! that was really, really good. Yes, this is definately an interesting side of Spence to see….both of them in the bathroom, and then Spence appearing to freak when Aiden arrived….Spence makin the first move in the shed. It’s so funny to try and picture Aiden as an out of shape dork. haha. Can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen next…or in the past…or whatever the next chapter holds.

    7. i’m speachless. which is a good thing. really really good. BEST FANFIC I have ever read. hell better then alot of books I have read and I read alot. keep posting

    8. I don’t think any comment I could leave you would truly show my appreciation for it. There is so much to say about this chapter, and really just about your writing in general that I don’t even know where to start. I’m really impressed with how creative of an individual you are. Each chapter of this story is almost completely different from the last in terms of the imagery that you use, and yet all of the chapters seem to fit together. I’ll leave you another comment on this later because a million thoughts ran through my head while I was reading this post, and I can’t remember most of them right now.

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