Spencer’s POV:  

So you want me to talk about my Ashley fantasy, huh?  Well, I think first I want to say that I’m definitely the femme one in the relationship.  What do I mean by that?  No, not that Ash is some big burly stone dyke with a mullet who shops at Sears for power tools or something like that, and that I sit at home and knit dolies or go shopping for make-up with Aiden and go with him to get our nails done every day like I have nothing better to do with my time.  What I mean is that I’ve always had the control in our relationship, I think right from the start.  I’m not saying I’m a manipulative bitch or anything like that.  That title would go to Madison.  No, what I’m saying is that Ashley’s always been willing to do anything for me, since we were kids.  I think I always knew this subconciously, that I could bat my little lashes at her and she’d automatically be at my beck and call, but I didn’t really realise it until much later on, when I overheard Christine telling my mom that they should buy Ashley a shirt that said "completely pussy whipped" because she was so my bitch.  I personally prefer "Spencer’s bitch" or a pair of those tacky shorts that say "property of" on the ass.  Ash’s would say "property of Spencer Carlin" because I really want that fine ass to be all mine.   

Speaking of which, I must say, it was really touch and go at the begining.  Looking back at our baby pictures, wow, Ashley was kinda a blob.  I mean, she says I was this ugly hunk of red flesh, but she was even worse!  But now she’s a regulation hottie.  My regulation hottie I must add if that wasn’t clear enough already.  I’ve just been waiting for her to make the first move, and all of that.  Then again, sometimes the butch one in the relationship needs a little push on the behind to get going.  The trick, of course, is to let them think it was all their idea to begin with, so as to not bruise their delicate egos.  Because the secret none of those butch girls want us to know is that they’re far more sensitive than we’ll ever be.