“what do you want?” Bella asked. “WE’RE GOING SHOPPING!” “okay!” “awesome! I’ve never been shopping with Alice!” “me either!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

I dragged Bella to the shopping mobile and sped away. The shopping mobile was a small car with only five small seats, but the trunk was HUGE! It had to have enough room for all our stuff. We all went and bought the Twilight shirts and walked around the mall with them and kept shopping while wearing them.

“I’m never taking this shirt off!” Sarah shouted. “Ew! That’s gross!” Rose said. “b-but…nothing’s gross about Twilight…unless…you think it is…” Jane stuttered. “well, ya there is something gross. Her wearing that shirt forever and…” Rose trailed off. “Em and Eddie!” Bella shouted. “EXACTLY!” “WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ROSIE’S A MEANIE!!” Jane shouted.

“quiet guys! I wanna buy this hat, but if you guys keep yelling…” I trailed off. “excuse me. Can you ladies please leave the store?” a random guy who worked there asked. “NO! I’M GONNA BUY THIS HAT! GET OF MY WAY YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP ((wow. Alice is mad!)) !!” I shouted.

JPOV (Jane): I stared at Alice as she cursed at the guy. She finally knocked him down to the floor and stomped over to the cash register. “wow. I think she knocked out that guy. He’s not getting up,” I said.

“nothing can stop Alice. Nothing at all,” Bella said. Alice came skipping back to us. “readyyyyyyy! I got the hat!” she said, cheerfully. “ya. But you knocked out that guy.” “ah…he was being mean. Men don’t curse at women,” Alice said. “ya. And women don’t curse and knock out guys that work in a store,” I said. She sighed.

“whatever. Let’s go!” Alice shouted, as she skipped away.

We shopped for 2 more hours, pausing at the store where we bought the Twilight shirt to stare at them.

“y’know what I don’t understand?” I asked. “what?” Rosie asked. “I think I know,” Sarah said. “why are you guys obsessed with Twilight if you’re from it?” I asked. Alice, Rosie, and Bella stared at us. “good question…I have no freaking idea why…” Bella trailed off. “I know! We can think about it in the shopping mobile!” Alice said.

“TO THE SHOPPING MOBILE!!” Alice shouted while charging through a bunch of scared shoppers. “TO THE SHOPPING MOBILE!” Rosie, Bella, Sarah, and I shouted while charging through the still scared shoppers.

When we got back, Em and Eddie were sulking while watching T.V. and Carlisle, Esme and Jazz were playing monopoly. The only sound there was, was the sound of a football game going on. Sarah and I sat on the floor and ogled at Edward, thinking about him and thanking god and Bella.

“HA! You owe me money! You stopped on my property! Man, I didn’t think you’d be the one supposed to give money. It’s usually the other way around. Right, Carlisle?” Jazz asked. “yes! This sure is strange. But…oh! I don’t have that much!!” Carlisle shouted. “WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN DOWN THERE! WE’RE TRYING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC!!” Rosie shouted. “you have vampire hearing. You can hear perfectly fine,” Eddie sadly said. “YA! BUT WITH YOU GUYS TALKING REALLY LOUD, WE CAN’T HEAR!” Rosie shouted. “look who’s talking,” Eddie whispered.

I dashed over to him and sat next to him. “is Rosie bothering you? I think she can be really annoying! Especially when she’s acting shallow and hates Bella,” I said. “ya. She is bothering m-me…” Edward trailed off.

EPOV (Edward): I stared into Jane’s eyes. Is it possible to imprint even if your not a werewolf? “i-I think I just imprinted. But I’m not a werewolf,” I said. “well, that’s great! Because, I love you Edward! And I won’t ever call you Eddie!” Jane said, while smiling. Emmett turned to look at us and saw Sarah staring at him.

“Oh my gosh. I think I just imprinted too,” he said. Sarah jumped up and jumped into Em’s lap. “I love you, Em!” Sarah shouted. “I love you too, Sarah!” Em said. After kissing Sarah, he shouted, “Rosie! I divorce you!” he then, kissed Sarah again.

I looked at Jane and saw she was staring back at me. I kissed her and knew I was in love. Sorry, Bella, but I found someone new! I thought. We went to a church and