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    Twilight Meets Warriors

    Suddenly, a bunch of little kitties came running down the stairs. “Hey! Can we come too?” Brightheart asked. Alice stared at them. “y-you…used…my…makeup…again. What…is…your…freaking…PROBLEM!!” she said. “Now you know how I feel when you guys steal my comic books…” Emmett said. Alice glared at him. “This is not the same thing, idiot. This is my precious makeup,” she said. “Oh? So my comic books aren’t special?” Emmett asked.

    They were arguing the whole way to the car which just happened to be at the far edge of their lawn. “Oh my…you’ve gotta be kidding me…” I said.

    Then, once we were in the car ((which by the way was a limo, because the Cullens and Bella don’t fit in one car…)) they kept arguing.

    “Oh gosh, I’m gonna have a headache before we even get there…” I said, rubbing the sides of my head. “Good!” Emmett suddenly shouted and then went back to arguing. I gasped. “Yes, it was part of his plan. I would tell you, but he told me if I told you he’d kill you. And he wasn’t joking. He’s very serious about his comic books,” Edward said. “Ya, no kidding. But, there just comic books…he doesn’t have to be all serious,” I said.

    “THEY ARE NOT JUST COMIC BOOKS! THEY ARE MY LIFE, MY LOVE…” Emmett shouted. Rose glared at him, but since she was driving ((yes, yes. Rose is driving. Why? I don’t really know why…I just didn’t want Alice and Emmett to stop arguing I guess… shrugs)) she couldn’t slap him.

    Finally we got to the school and Alice and Emmett stopped arguing. They acted as if they had never been arguing. “You guys are strange. Very strange. Especially Emmett,” Edward said to Alice and Emmett. Emmett glared at Edward. “Take that back or I’ll just kill her for the fun of it,” he growled. “You mean killing me is fun?! OME! What has happened to this world?!” I asked. “What is normal in this world anymore?” Emmett asked.

    After dancing, well….more like Edward dancing and me standing on his feet, I went to the get a drink. I gasped. “You’ve got to be freaking kidding me!!” I shouted. “What is it, Bella?” Alice asked, as she glanced at Emmett, who was almost rolling on the floor with laughter. “Do you know what flavor all these drinks are?” I asked. “No. what?” Alice asked. “Meat flavored. Who knew they even had that flavor?!” I shouted.

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