He smiled and nodded. "I promise. So from the noises you were getting out of him earlier. Which about made me die by the way. I would assume he is good in bed? No?"

I closed my eyes and playfully gagged. "Too much information Jake and yes he is by far amazing in bed."

"How many times have you actually slept with him?" He raised his eye brow.

"Once." I answered honestly.

"Then what the hell was that in there? I would hope if you two were actually making love he would be getting sounds out of you as well."

"Ok seriously you are one screwed up individual. Remember when I said most people would find you disturbing? Well, that right there takes the cake. You just don't tell people these things." I sighed and continued to give him a hard time. I loved him to death, but he was a little creepy at times. "Lets just say he fell asleep and I gave him something nice to wake up to." I smirked at him and he screamed.

"You dirty little…" He trailed off as his mind wandered. "How big is he?"

I knew that was going to be in there somewhere. "I haven't actually measured."

He sighed. "You know what I mean. I don't need an exact number."

"Big enough." Take that. I had to laugh at his growl. "I'm not taking a picture of it so don't even ask."

He pouted at me. "He won't have to know you showed me."

"I will not show you my boyfriend's penis. It just isn't going to happen so don't get your hopes up." Boyfriend, I really liked the sound of that and saying it out loud made me feel good. We hadn't really put a name on our relationship, but we both knew where it lied.

"Can I watch?"

I turned around with my mouth hanging open. He so didn't just ask that. "What the fuck?"

He shrugged. "Watching porn is healthy, why wouldn't it be to see it first hand?"

"Because one, it would be seeing me and two, I will not make Edward your tool to finding your own pleasure." I stood up. "You have a sick mind." I shook my head and smiled giving him a hug and a kiss before I went to bed. He was gross at times, but he was my Jacob.