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North of Somewhere: All Grown Up – (Chapter: 21 Hours…)
“I wasn’t going to ask.”
“Oh, and I’ve hidden them so don’t even try to sneak a peak without my knowledge.”
“Spencer, I would never!” Ashley said with a smile, “where did you hide them?”
“See! I told you. You won’t find them. I hid them somewhere you’ll never look.”
“You hid them in your vagina, didn’t you? That’s why we couldn’t have sex for two weeks!”
“Yeah, you just keep believing that. I’m going to go get dressed. And I’m serious, Ashley. You have to leave to pick up the dresses right at noon or else you’ll get stuck in traffic on the way to the church.”
“I’ve got in under control. Trust me.”
“Why is she always right?” Ashley asked herself, shaking her head. She had finally made it to the church, nearly injuring three or four people in the process, but had made it nonetheless.
“Ashley!” Spencer called from the front of the church, “it’s about time.”
“I got stuck in traffic,” she replied, jogging towards the blonde with an armful of dresses.
“No you didn’t.”
“Uh, yeah I did…”
“No, that’s impossible because someone told me this morning to trust them because they had everything under control. So I’m fairly positive that you didn’t get stuck in traffic.”
“Fine, I was abducted by a very attractive female alien who didn’t have a two-week rule.”
Spencer laughed, “Good, I hope you brought her because we’re going to need all the help we can get.”
“What’s going on?”
“Nothing. Nothing is going on. That’s the problem!”
“What do you mean? Where is everyone?”
“I guess you weren’t the only one abducted because we’re missing a minister, two bridesmaids, and a flower boy. So tell your new alien mistress to bring some friends.”
“Fucking great…” Ashley said, placing the stack of dresses on the closest bench, “what are we going to do now?”
“Well, we’re in a church so I’m thinking prayer is an option.”
It wasn’t in Spencer’s personality to be so dry, so Ashley knew she better come up with a solution as soon as possible, “Spencer?”
“Huh?” she answered, distracted by her misery.
“Did you ever think that maybe a small wedding wouldn’t be so bad?”
“Ashley…”
“We’re in LA, it’s not going to be that hard to find a minister or whatever who’s willing to marry us, ok? And I don’t even really know why people have flower girls…”
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that was SO great! watch ashley’s vows be all hardcore! can’t wait for more! PMS!!
This was a super post. I really enjoy this story. It is one of the few that I love to go back and re-read. Awesome post as always
sorry for not commenting :) so that was a great post! cant wait for the next one.
i have to agree this wss an amusing chapter. i also love the hiding place (Cant say the V word it sounds so wrong like in school when you did sex ed *Shudders*) And also the 21 hours i wonder if she will countdown the kiss for the you may now kiss the bride thingy. can u imagine it lol
Great Update. Keep up the good work. I can’t wait for the next chapter. PMS real Soon.
I, for one, absolutely love the fluff because fluff doesn’t make me age 5 years, worrying about whether or not you will break Spashley up. You have been known to do that in the past. I can’t wait to find out what’s gonna happen at the wedding. All I have to say is Lindsay better not show up. I hate her. I love this story so much though!
that was SO great! watch ashley’s vows be all hardcore! can’t wait for more! PMS!!
This was a super post. I really enjoy this story. It is one of the few that I love to go back and re-read. Awesome post as always
sorry for not commenting :) so that was a great post! cant wait for the next one.
i have to agree this wss an amusing chapter. i also love the hiding place (Cant say the V word it sounds so wrong like in school when you did sex ed *Shudders*) And also the 21 hours i wonder if she will countdown the kiss for the you may now kiss the bride thingy. can u imagine it lol
Great Update. Keep up the good work. I can’t wait for the next chapter. PMS real Soon.
I, for one, absolutely love the fluff because fluff doesn’t make me age 5 years, worrying about whether or not you will break Spashley up. You have been known to do that in the past. I can’t wait to find out what’s gonna happen at the wedding. All I have to say is Lindsay better not show up. I hate her. I love this story so much though!
the last line was my favorite, “But your still a virgin for another twenty one hours” great lmao pms
the last line was my favorite, “But your still a virgin for another twenty one hours” great lmao pms
21 hours…omg thats hilarious. Good one!
21 hours…omg thats hilarious. Good one!
Okay with that heartfelt plea for comments, I had to remove my “I love lurking” t-shirt and let you know how I felt. I love your story. And as a matter of fact, I don’t mind fluff. I am so drained from angst and drama that I whole-heartedly welcome several (yes, several) chapters of spashley fluff. So don’t kill me with the bachelorette party. They’ve come so far and through so much drama already. Now that was hilarious that Spencer’s vows were in her vagina. I was laughing so hard at that. This update was great. I am keeping my fingers crossed that you will keep it fluffy until after the HOT honeymoon, end of virginity NC-17 fest I know you must be plannning *wink*. lol. Update soon…
Okay with that heartfelt plea for comments, I had to remove my “I love lurking” t-shirt and let you know how I felt. I love your story. And as a matter of fact, I don’t mind fluff. I am so drained from angst and drama that I whole-heartedly welcome several (yes, several) chapters of spashley fluff. So don’t kill me with the bachelorette party. They’ve come so far and through so much drama already. Now that was hilarious that Spencer’s vows were in her vagina. I was laughing so hard at that. This update was great. I am keeping my fingers crossed that you will keep it fluffy until after the HOT honeymoon, end of virginity NC-17 fest I know you must be plannning *wink*. lol. Update soon…
HA! well ashley, maybe that was a little hint hint that she wants you? great chapter. can’t wait for the wedding! PMS!
HA! well ashley, maybe that was a little hint hint that she wants you? great chapter. can’t wait for the wedding! PMS!
Aye! Sorry to leave you hanging. I absolutely love this story and cannot wait to read the party story. I also have a feeling that these vows are gonna kick major butt! Oh, you can never end this story. There should be a North of Somewhere: Married Sequel! Please, PMS! Oh BTW Thanks for answering my question about the show on the board the other day! :-)
Aye! Sorry to leave you hanging. I absolutely love this story and cannot wait to read the party story. I also have a feeling that these vows are gonna kick major butt! Oh, you can never end this story. There should be a North of Somewhere: Married Sequel! Please, PMS! Oh BTW Thanks for answering my question about the show on the board the other day! :-)
I love this story and if you post more right now I would kiss the ground you walk on….so to speak!!
I love this story and if you post more right now I would kiss the ground you walk on….so to speak!!
I LOVE THIS STORY! You are a fantastic writer worthy of hundreds of comments. I love the way you write Spencer & Ashley’s characters. They’re so in love and have this easy banter that is endearing and sexy. I’m looking forward to them losing their virginity once again! ;) Great Spashley fluff to come…YEA! PMS
I LOVE THIS STORY! You are a fantastic writer worthy of hundreds of comments. I love the way you write Spencer & Ashley’s characters. They’re so in love and have this easy banter that is endearing and sexy. I’m looking forward to them losing their virginity once again! ;) Great Spashley fluff to come…YEA! PMS
I couldn’t agree more with everyone else.This is one of my fav stories and i’m so glad I found it. You really know how to make the readers feel like their actually part of these peoples lives. It’s great and we couldn’t ask for anything better keep up the great work and I can’t wait to hear the vows. PMS
I couldn’t agree more with everyone else.This is one of my fav stories and i’m so glad I found it. You really know how to make the readers feel like their actually part of these peoples lives. It’s great and we couldn’t ask for anything better keep up the great work and I can’t wait to hear the vows. PMS