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My Alien Girlfriend – (Chapter: It's Gettin Wet In hurr?)
“Mom,” the blonde yelled. “Do you know how humiliating this is?”
“I don’t care how humiliating, and traumatizing and crazy and disturbing and insane and … crazy this is!” Paula retorted loudly. Then in a whisper she said. “I’m looking out for the well being of Ashley.”
“I can’t believe this is happening,” Spencer sighed covering her face.
“I’ve gotta go now,” Paula said slowly backing away. “You girls have a nice day.”
Ashley smiled and waved. “You too Mrs. Carlin-
“Shut up Ashley,” Spencer cut off.
Paula pulled out a walkie talkie. “Alright boys I’m heading out, copy?”
A crackled ‘roger that’ came back. Suddenly an army truck came speeding in from around the corner and parked right in the middle of the quad. Everyone gasped as they watched Paula back flip on to the bed of the truck.
Spencer couldn’t believe her eyes. “You’ve gotta be kidding me,” she whispered.
Paula gave her daughter the ‘I’m watching you’ hand to eye sign before plastering on a great big ol’ loving smile. “I’ll see you two at home,” she shouted before the car took off.
“Wow,” Madison laughed. “Can you say awkward?”
“Yes, awkward,” Ashley replied with a proud smile.
“Carmen,” the blonde squeaked out as her crush walked over to them.
“Spencer was that your mom I just saw,” Carmen asked.
Spencer shook her head, “Oh n-“
“Of course that was her mother,” Ashley answered rolling her eyes. “Are you blind? Anyone could see that that was Mrs. Carlin.” The Martian shook her head; she couldn’t believe how dumb this Carmen girl was.
The blonde’s cheeks went beat red. Carmen gave Ashley a weird look before turning her attention back to Spencer. “Your mom’s acting a little-”
“She’s on this medication,” Spencer rushed out. “It gets her … a little loopy from time to time. You see, she had this … ear replacement surgery done and the pills they gave her for the pain are very powerful.”
“Oh,” Carmen nodded.
Ashley frowned in confusion. “But Spencer, Paula is not taking any-“
“Anything to harmful,” Spencer finished covering Ashley’s mouth with her hand. She let out a nervous laugh and looked over to her best friend. “Oh geez Madison, don’t we have that thing we need to finish?”
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damn that was good, i feel bad for spencer though, anything sex related in class is embarrassing lol, great update i can’t wait to see what happens next, please pms!!!
rofl i laughed so hard about paula. rofl! i loved it
Im SOOOO Glad you updated I’m leaving for the beach tommorow and I won’t have a computer So I was hoping you updated before I left.. PMS and I hope there is more for me to read when I get back!!
Paula fallen out of the tree and telling Spencer that she has eyes in the back of her head. Turning around to show here to drawn on eyes . I’m still laughing, Then spencer with the sex thoughts great update
lmfao that was such a great update! everything was hysterical, pms soon!
yessssss, sweet update.i love this story…its kinda like that disney channel original movie zenon lolPMS please and thank u
Okay, it’s official. Now I have to go back from square one and read this. This is too friggin hilarious. I love crazy Paula. And Spencer’s jumbled sex talk was rofl funny. “cum!” haha. oh, come on, post more please?
omg!!! paula kills me….not the story i should read when my side is killing me cuz my side feels like its on fire from laughing and trying not too lol the class scene is like a girls worst nightmere lol and i cant beleive you stoped it there pms please!!!!
Oh wow that was amazingly funny! You always crack me up but the Paula scene was one of the best yet, but then Spencer in class….man, it was great. PMS!!
ok i laughed so hard when paula came to the sckool all decked out in army fatigues haha then whe spencer was like i dildo haha great update =]
I honestly don’t know what had me laughing more… paula or spencer’s answers in class! that was all too funny. and madison’s right the devil’s got a nice little spot waiting for spencer if she doesn’t figure out what’s up and stop trying to make carmen jealous! great update! pms