“Now, now darling sister. Is that anyway to talk about your conniving bitch of a mother?” I raised an eyebrow as I saw him smirk at his comment.

“Well, if your ass grabbing of a father kept his cock where my mother can’t see it being used by the maid as a toothbrush then I’m probably not the one being driven out of my mind from all of her whining and bitterness which if I remember correctly is usually reserved for him anyways.”

“Well if your frigid mother will only put out, then that accident should have been avoided. And I heard from my father that the maid just trip, you know those floors from our Manhattan mansion are really slippery now that I think of it.” I can hear a bit of a smug smile from his voice as I continue to stare at him an eyebrow still raise but a grin still planted in my face.

“Slip? Hmmm. Then she’s lucky your father’s soft, cushiony manhood was there to save her from the nasty fall which I’m sure will land her an unattractive bruise in her cheap made up face. Sadly, though — what’s her name again?”

“Candy.”

“Aah yes thank you. Candy, she seemed special if step father dearest remembered her name”

“Well she has been servicing him for a month now you know with the cleaning of his ummm private office, so I guess he has a place for her in his heart”

“Hmm, she’s a hell of a cleaner, I’m sure and apparently she also have a room and a firm hold of what’s inside his pants. Anyways, Candy, I’m quite sorry for her, had landed herself in such an avoidable predicament involving her face and mother’s newly manicured nails. Hmm. Frankly, I didn’t think my mother had it in her and if by putting out you mean that your father actually preparing my mother for a night of I’m sure (insert sarcasm here) unforgettable passion between the two of them and not just pull his ‘wam bam thanks for getting me off but I’m tired’ routine then probably they could have enjoyed the sex together.” I grin as his smirk slowly disappear as my insult slowly sink in. It doesn’t matter if it was a boy or a man but whenever their or their paternal’s bedroom skills are somewhat lacking and they are called on it, they immediately pull this whole defensive stunt and wanted to find someone to placate them. Well though luck, no one’s going to stoke his ego here. Definitely not his present company.