It’s been about six months since I’ve last taken a life. But that time has been well spent. You see, I’ve been doing some interesting research.

The internet is a very nifty invention. Tells you anything, and everything you’d ever want to know about many things, in my case I’ve learned some amazing things about physical abuse.

Torture; such a simple thing. You barely have to lift a finger for some methods. Like now for instance. Samantha Jackson a twenty-three year old stay at home mom is currently locked in what I like to call the ‘steamer’.

I made a lot of changes to my house about two months ago. Changed the structure of the rooms to suit my ‘needs’. For instance the steamer. Wasn’t hard to build at all. All I had to do (well, I guess I should say all Aiden had to do) was close of the windows, and cut off the central air from that room.

The first day all I did was leave her in there. Two hours is all it took to see some results. It was nice, watching her slow, but visible reaction to the treatment. Unfortunately for her just watching wasn’t very entertaining. So I instructed Aiden to throw buckets and buckets of hot water onto the concrete floor.

Made the room a hell of a lot ‘steamier’. Not that, that’s surprising. The LA heat can be a real bitch… well not for me, I’ve got air conditioning.

After watching her react from the heat started to get boring I tried out the whole ‘Carrying a sword over the back’ method. It was a shitty idea. She barely lasted for twenty minutes before passing out… I mean she did come around within minutes (buckets of ice cold water over your head can do that) but it really wasn’t that fun.