Kyle: "Let me get this straight."

Ashley and her cousin were sitting down in front of a mcdonalds.Ashley was sheepishly looking around to make sure no one from school was there. Kyle definetly didn’t have a quiet voice.

Kyle: "You’re a lesbian-"

ashley: "Shut up Kyle!"

Kyle: "Oh fine."

He lowered his voice.

Kyle: "You’re a lesbian, you don’t have no friends-"

Ashley: "I have friends."

Kyle: "Besides your fish and that imaginary guy Aiden."

Ashley: "He’s not-"

Kyle: "And, let’s not forget that your a Hanah Montana fan. See that is what’s dragging you down."

Ashley: "it is not."

Ashley:  took a sip of her soda.

Ashley: "You still haven’t told me about you."

Kyle: "there is nothing that you don’t already know."

ashley: "Yeah, sure…what’s with the hair and the clothes and-"

Kyle: "Hey, I have a right to express myself. Ooo, look at that cutie over there."

Ashley turned around and saw a fairly hot looking guy around Kyle’s age.

Ashley: "I don’t see any girl."

Kyle: "Neither do I."

Ashley: "Oh, so you’re gay huh?"

Kyle: Nope, i swing both ways."

Ashley: "Nice.."

Ashley turned back around. Kyle kept looking behind her.

Ashley: "If you’re so interested in that guy then go talk to him."

Kyle: "Know what? I have to go to the bathroom, i’ll be back."

He got up and left Ashley alone. Ashley took another sip of her soda and stuffed a chicken mcnugget in her mouth. As she was chewing on her food, someone had come up behind her.

???: "Bonjure Sylvie."

Ashley nearly choked as she swalloed her nugget and turned around. Ms. Carlin was standing right in front of her.

Ms. Carlin: "I didn’t mean to scare you."

Ashley couldn’t help but make he goofiest smile in the history of smiling. She managed to get out a few words.

ashley: "uhh..uhh hi."

Ms. Carlin: "I hope you’ve been studying for the quiz on wedensday."

Ashley: "Uhh, yeah. I..I’ve been studying."

Ms. Carlin: "Really?"

She sat down next to Ashley.

Ms. Carlin: "Jai soif."

Ashley: "…uhh.."

God she looks so good.

Ms. Carlin: "Tu as soif?"

I can’t believe she’s sitting this close to me.

Ashley: "..Umm…n-no.."

Ms. Carlin laughed a little.

You know I didn’t study women, I was way to busy looking at you..than the text book.

Ms. Carlin: "Donne-moi un soda sil-vous-plait."

You are so fucking hot. Tell me how to say that in french.

Ashley: "….."

Ms. Carlin: "Sil-vous-plait?"

Sil-vous-plait..please? I think it’s please…

Ashley: "…Okay so I didn’t study. No need to make me feel bad."

Ms. Carlin: "The quiz will be that much harder if you don’t study Sylvie."

Ashley: "Okay..I know that now."

Ms. Carlin: "Comment-alle-vous?"

Ashley: "…Ca..va..mal."

Real smooth Ashley.

Ms. Carlin: "Oh, what’s wrong?"

ashley: "What did I say?

Ms. Carlin: "You said you weren’t feeling well. Am I intruding on-"

Ashley: "No, definetly not."

Ms. Carlin: "Oh, good."

Ashley: "Mademouselle, may I ask why you’re here?"

Ms. Carlin: "I have a date actually. She’s a little-"

Ms. Carlin stopped herself and looked at Ashley nervously.

Ms. Carlin: "I should go now. Au revoir sylvie."

Ashley didn’t have a chance to reply before her teacher hurried off.

Ashley: "..bye."

Kyle came back a couple of moments later with a hamburger.

Kyle: "You okay?"

Ashley: "Yeah…let’s go home. I have to study.."

Kyle: "What? Seriously you study?"

Ashley: "Come on Kyle. I have to get you ready for good old King High school anyway."

She got up and started to walk back to her car. Kyle cleared the stuff off of the table and followed.