I screamed. Yes I randomly screamed. I notice I never truly think things out

Everyone focused their attention on me causing me chuckle. “Ops my bad, by the way I know what you’re thinking and no the rumors are not true. Ashley and I are not together but I was with someone else. I know I know you’re just dying to know who it is, aren’t you well its dun dun dun…”

God help me please now! I would give up my right kidney instead of saying this….out loud!

“Madison. How? Why? When? I know you guys are wondering those. But anyways I told her I couldn’t be with her and she just didn’t get the hint. God I know I’m irresistible but damn enough is enough. She is a freak in the sheets as well just don’t tell anyone.” That earned a few chuckles and I continued on “So that’s the happening news with Spencer Carlin so back to you Ashley Davies.” I laughed and waved to the crowd.

 Ashley face was unreadable. There was no emotion displayed and I keep staring trying to figure out whether I simply ruined the best thing in my life or if I just made her happy. She turned to look at me and a smile crept on her face. Quickly she turned back to the crowd and yelled out.

“Hey” She yelled out causing the people to turn towards her. Ashley took a deep breath and released it.

 Oh my fucking god! She’s…no…I…fuck…Simply Love aww!

“The rumors are true. I am with Spencer Carlin and more importantly I am in love with her. So with that, you either can accept it or fuck off because either way I could care less.” She smirked at me and extended her hand out to me.

I am officially swooned (sighs). I feel something coming oh no it’s the happy dance. For some reason I feel like doing the booty shake, watch out Beyonce, here come Spencer Mother Fuckin’ Carlin.

I accepted her hand and waved to crowd. Most of the students continued to gap at us and others clapped. Thank you, thank you very much! What bunch of morons!

“Okay well glad we can entertain you however move along, move along there is no show here anymore.”