“Ashley I insist that you change!” Spencer said firmly, her arms folded and a glare fixed upon me. Quite frankly I couldn’t give a jacks ass, I’m loving my choice of bikini; plain white and very skimpy, and lets just say I’ll bare all when wet ha. I can see that Spencer likes it, but she’s way too bothered by her brother getting an eyeful and hitting on me again.

“Spence sweetie, chill out. I’ll have all the protection I need with you and the girls. Only an idiot would try something with my guard dogs on patrol.” Hopefully my sultry wink was enough to put her at ease, it sort of worked. Although I did hear a very quiet murmur, which I believe said ‘Glen is an idiot’.

The girls had a nice look when I walked out of my room, Spencer in tow. Then we were off to the lake. My blonde baby did call a private meeting, one I wasn’t allowed to attend apparently. I’m sure she was just assigning jobs for my guard, I love her jealousness, but really is there any need for such desperation. Maybe she doesn’t trust me?

Blah we really need to talk about the relationship. Now I’m that I’m thinking about it all, we haven’t really talked about what we’re doing; still in that honeymoon stage. I’ll mention it tonight, but first things first…let’s get clean.

~*~

Okay so here I am at the lakes edge, wondering why anyone would think that this water needs cleaning. It is literally crystal clear, what they want me to do…filter the whole flipping lake!

“Here you go Ash, put this on.” Spencer said as she handed me an air tank. When she lets go, I fly to the floor. This shit is heavy; Spencer must be macho woman, since she was carrying it round like it was nothing.

“Spencer I’ll drown with this on my back. Give me a snorkel.” I stand back up looking as serious as I can, knowing she’ll think I’m kidding if me lips even give the slightest twitch.

“Don’t be daft Ashley; the tank will be as light as a feather in the water. Now get on in there, before Glen finds you. Please” Hmpf that bloody puppy pout, will only work for so long and when it no longer works, she’ll be in deep doo doo.