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    Chopped and Screwed – (Chapter: 22: Hit The Fan)

    Story written on February 22, 2009 by crazycraze95.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=20287
    Author Notes:

    *thick accent* In my country, they have a saying of ‘When the cow manure richocettes off of the windmills, we will all be covered in yucky poop’. This is excellent description, no?

     

    “How can I say no to a face like that?” I ask.

     

    His eyes light up. “Okay, well, I don’t know the date yet, but I’ll keep you posted,” he yips excitedly. “See ya around, Spencer!”

     

    “Bye, Vance, and congrats,” I call back since he’s halfway down the hall already.

     

    What a character, I think, as I shake my head and chuckle lightly, walking to my first hour class.

     

     

     

     

    Ashley and I are lounging in her loft when she randomly says,” You know the Dooshes left us a note a couple of days ago?”

     

    “Really?” I ask, standing up to go to the kitchen. I scavenge, looking for a quick snack. “What’d it say?”

     

    She starts to laugh. “Hold on. I’ll go get it so I can read it word for word.”

     

    I hear her searching awhile before she announces, “Okay, I got it.” She clears her throat.

     

    “Dear Ms. Davies,” she begins in an uptight voice. “The missus and I, as you know, are due to work at early hours. You and your overnight guests are very vocal and keep us up until the wee hours of the night. Matilda and I implore you…. Shut the fuck up. Sincerely, Mr. Doosh.”

     

    I shut the fridge door and begin to laugh out loud. “No way. Give me that paper.”

     

    I reread it and ask, “So, when’s our next day off? I want to be sure we keep them up all night,” I smirk.

     

    She strolls over to the calendar and counts off the days. “The first Tuesday of next month, I think.” She continues scanning then flips some pages.

     

    “Spence?”

     

    “Huh?” I answer, taking a bite of apple.

     

    “Guess what today is,” she says, looking at me.

     

    “National Eat a Muffin Day?”

     

    “Close. It’s our six month anniversary.”

     

    I look up from my apple. “Really?” I blurt. “I mean…” I pause to scoff,” Of course. Of course I knew that.”

     

    “I didn’t notice either,” she admits, “but we could go somewhere if you want,” she suggests. I stand and walk over to her.

     

    “We don’t have to go anywhere,” I tell her, leading her to the couch. “Why don’t we just stay here,” I ask, pushing her down into a sitting position, “And relax?”

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    2. wtf? a rape charge…i don’t like this at all…not at all you have to come back and post like now cuz i need to know ashley is going to be alright pms

    3. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! You cant just end it like that!Uh, I swear if you dont post in the next 10 minutes I’m gunna come find you! Lol, so like Post more! ;D

    4. dude WTF?! how could you possibly do that! ok so is she being arrested because of spencer? and if so who the hell turned them in?!? grrr you so had better be posting right now or else!

    6. Firstly, great to see you back. I’ve been missing this story. Secondly WTF?!?! I thought Spence was legal in the state? Unless Ash had a previous affair? You have got to tell us soon!

    10. glad ur back! love your story! its official you know how to incite panic amongst your readers. That is a very good trait to have as a writer! however, i do hate cliffhangers. at the same time i understand the reasoning behind them. therefore i don’t fault you for it like others might. keep it up. awesome job!iofi

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