If only things were this easy….

“Well I was wondering if you’d been able to see L.A yet, I seem to recall you’ve only just arrived?”

“You offering to show me the sights Miss Davies?”

Ok Ash, play it cool…. Play it cool? Who the hell are you trying to kid, your stomach is doing the hula and you’re grinning like a Cheshire cat!!  Besides, she’s so ticking all the straight boxes and Ashley Davies does not do relationships…. But she’s flirting with me, my god she’s fucking flirting with me!  I bet she’s doing that cute little head tilt trying to hide her rosy cheeks behind her hair…. hmmmm that gorgeous golden hair…. Oh shit, she’s waiting for me to answer, ok be witty, think Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Whoopie Goldburg….

“Ummm…. ahhh…. Yeah I guess I am”

Ok, that was lame woman I mean since when are you the shy, retiring type??

“Well I don’t know Ash….”

Oh fuck, oh fuck, fuckity fuck she’s going to say she doesn’t want to be seen with the sex addicted lesbian of King High

“My diary is kind of full and I don’t know if I can squeeze you in” Spencer finished off with a giggle she desperately tried to hide

Her giggle is adorable, I could certainly get used to hearing it…. Note to self, make Spence giggle more often lol

“Come on Spence, how can you resist the offer of a private tour with the one and only Ashley Davies, the hottest girl in King High?”

“Hmmm depends what kind of tour you’re offering?”

“Well put it this way, no one can show you L.A like I can….” Oh my god, serious innuendo alert, flirting with her is too easy to do and I’m so setting myself up for heartache!

What the hell you talking about Ash, heartache?? I mean come on, nothing ever lasts longer than a night with you so what makes you think this girl will be any different!

Shut the fuck up, this talking to myself has really got to stop…. need to pay attention to Spencer!!

“Ok, I’m sold! So when’s the date?……. I mean umm, well I didn’t mean date as in date date I meant date as in what day kind of date….. I’m such a dork, I can’t believe I just said that!!”