“No, everyone else got their parents to opt them out. Only us thirteen kids with stubborn parents were left.” I corrected.

“Anyway, they get to the song, 'Silver Bells.' I love it, one because he always calls her, 'Bells,' like me, and two, the girls were all wearing these silver gown things over their clothes, while the boys wore gold ones. She literally was 'Silver Bells.'” he was now leaning forward, shaking with laughter, and Renesmee looked confused with the change of position.

He seemed to notice he had practically pushed her off his lap, so he leaned back again, before going on with my doom. Emmett's booming laughter took over when it finally sunk in what Jacob had said.

“It gets better. They started singing and they had to walk around with these plastic bells, pretending to jingle them. They have to walk through the aisles and up and over the small stage. Bella got halfway down the first aisle, walking way to close to the little boy in front of her and trips over the silver gown. She knocks into the poor kid in front of her, sending him flying into the school Christmas tree which is connected to the lights hung up around the room. That topples over and nearly crushes ten guests and now the little light bulbs are cracking and popping all around the room. Everybody is screaming and parents are running around, now looking for their kids to make sure everyone is alright.” Jacob was now practically bouncing Renesmee around with the force of his laughter.

Alice's tinkling laughter could be heard over Emmett's guffaws and even Rosalie cracked a smile. Edward was trying hard not to smile or laugh, even going so far as to hold his breath. I guess Jasper wanted to stir things up so he spread out the feelings of laughter, to where even I was chuckling under my breath at the story. Edward was shaking with his laughs now. They caused him to lift my shoulder up and down, since he continued to hold me with his now shaking frame.

“So-so-so Bella is just standing there, right? In the middle of the frenzy, looking at the camera, which is now shaking. You can hear Charlie trying not to laugh, but all you see is Renee running around trying to find Bella and the Silver Bells melody track playing in the background of the chaos. It was beautiful.” Jacob finished the story, finally catching his breath and settling down.

“Oh my God. Bella is such a great addition to this family. I never thought a vampire could die laughing, but she may just prove me wrong if I hear more of these stories.” Emmett said.

I glared at the floor, just wanting to get away from the “Let's Embarrass Bella” posse. Finally, seeing as the story was over and everyone was calming down from their laughter fits, most likely with Jasper's help, I shrugged out of Edward's grip and walked back into the den to continue checking stores. I found one on the outside of town. It was based inside of a home. A little family pet shop.

I grabbed my coat and new purse and started walking for the door. Edward got up to stop me.

“Where are you going? I'm sorry, Bella. I shouldn't have encouraged him to embarrass you like that.” he apologized.

“Listen, I'm just going to get bird seed. I was only going to bring Renesmee, since the bird is hers, but you and Jacob are welcome to come along. I'm borrowing the Volvo. Oh, and don't worry about the teasing. It's the past and I don't remember the night fully, so it's not too bad.” I shrugged and called to Renesmee.

“Time to get some bird seed.” I said and she ran to go grab her coat.

"I have a better idea for transportation." Edward said with a gleam in his eye.

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A/N: Woo! Another chapter done! I hope you guys liked it! I'm not too terribly thrilled about this one, but hopefully you guys enjoyed it nonetheless. Make sure you check out that poll for me, so I can be ready when it comes time for the final chapter of this story. I recommend JK5959. I recently started reading some of her stuff and it is awesome R&R please! Thanks my lovely readers!

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